Monday, January 03, 2005

Unlucky Lagoy?

Chris Lagoy's luck is really looking on the downside as of late. With new changes he has found a partner for DECA in the category of Sports and Entertainment. This seemed to be great news as the category had been lacking some talent and the young Lagoy seemed primed and ready to put up some good numbers. It was only a few days later that the news of the tandem of Chris Crouse and Chris Incudine being reunited as a team was announced. Students and teachers ran in fear of the damage that these too could bring the the DECA competition. The hype surrounding the arrival of Chris Crouse to the world of DECA can only be compared to the hype that was received by LeBron James to the NBA draft. This mammoth of a man has been known to through wild tantrums in which anyone in reach is at risk of receiving a fatal blow. It was freshman year that during his biggest outburt he (Crouse) was seen trying to stuff a fellow classmate into a hazardous waste bin. So the possibility of one of Crouse's signature outbursts is almost certain to erupt soon. The other 1/2 of this dynamic duo is non other then Chris Incudine. With strong ties to the Itilian mafia many who have had confrontations with him (Incudine) have been known to seek help from the Witness Protection Agency. Incudine's "track record" of fights has yet to be beaten, fighting in 4 consecutive winter league lacrosse games and being ejected from all. This is not all that he brings to the table. The occasionally out cry of an extremely rude and iggnorant comment are what he brings to the table when around team memeber Crouse. These two have been starving to unvail themselves as the team to beat in the cateogory. Only time will tell as the Deca Competition is Thursday January 6th, 2005. The only thing that seems inveditibale is that only 2 men will emerge from this day as the true victors. And by the looks of it Team Lagoy seems to be lacking the looks and the smarts to go anywhere in life besides down.

Yours Truly,
Chris Incudine (member of Team Ford)