Unlucky Lagoy?
Chris Lagoy's luck is really looking on the downside as of late. With new changes he has found a partner for DECA in the category of Sports and Entertainment. This seemed to be great news as the category had been lacking some talent and the young Lagoy seemed primed and ready to put up some good numbers. It was only a few days later that the news of the tandem of Chris Crouse and Chris Incudine being reunited as a team was announced. Students and teachers ran in fear of the damage that these too could bring the the DECA competition. The hype surrounding the arrival of Chris Crouse to the world of DECA can only be compared to the hype that was received by LeBron James to the NBA draft. This mammoth of a man has been known to through wild tantrums in which anyone in reach is at risk of receiving a fatal blow. It was freshman year that during his biggest outburt he (Crouse) was seen trying to stuff a fellow classmate into a hazardous waste bin. So the possibility of one of Crouse's signature outbursts is almost certain to erupt soon. The other 1/2 of this dynamic duo is non other then Chris Incudine. With strong ties to the Itilian mafia many who have had confrontations with him (Incudine) have been known to seek help from the Witness Protection Agency. Incudine's "track record" of fights has yet to be beaten, fighting in 4 consecutive winter league lacrosse games and being ejected from all. This is not all that he brings to the table. The occasionally out cry of an extremely rude and iggnorant comment are what he brings to the table when around team memeber Crouse. These two have been starving to unvail themselves as the team to beat in the cateogory. Only time will tell as the Deca Competition is Thursday January 6th, 2005. The only thing that seems inveditibale is that only 2 men will emerge from this day as the true victors. And by the looks of it Team Lagoy seems to be lacking the looks and the smarts to go anywhere in life besides down.
Yours Truly,
Chris Incudine (member of Team Ford)
posted by Lord Ink #20 at 8:10 PM
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The legend of my temper is seemingly the only characteristic some seem to remember of my earlier high school years. I do not remember trying to "shove" anyone into a trash can, but i would not doubt ever doing so. Some have called me the white, more slender version of the late great Oscar Calle. However, times have changed, and I am now no more than an upstanding citizen in todays society. This is why, for amongst other reasons, I decided to dabble in the field of a mock competition between businessmen. The competition some may call DECA. Although this may be my first DECA competition many have already called me the boy prodigy of these glorious and festive games. With my partner Chris Incudine it appears that we will merely frolic through the Districts stage of the competition, also known as the pee-wee's. Chris Lagoy may think he is above and beyond what the competition asks for, but I ask you this Mr. Lagoy, for a man so intellegent and able to carry a team, why did it take you so long to find a partner. More importantly, why such a horrible horrible partner at that. Given, McCarthy is a good intellegent kid, but when it comes down to it the kid knows little outside of the "Don't ask, Don't tell" policy. Lagoy would best be compared to say a fishermen in Taiwan. You will be crushed, beaten, and battered more then Laci Petersons unborn baby. Hail To The Victors.
Chris Crouse (Member of the Team Ford Trio)
Shrouded in all this talk of Sports and Entertainment, is the competition of Financial Analysis. A topic that goes well beyond the "entertainment" value of seating a few hundred people in a theatre. Sure, Crouse and Incudine are unstoppable in that category, although McCarthy might be a handy competitor in that kind of scenario. The team of Brad Barcusky and Steve Cummings, will rule finance. They shall go well beyond the call of duty, including bribing the judges, and tampering with scan trons whenever possible. With the learned traits of a car salesmen, employed by brad, and the 20/20 vision of Steve, this team will excel past the itty-bitty stage of the Crown Royal, propelling themselves toward a state title for the second year running.
P.S. Crouses comment on Lacy Peterson can not be topped. wow
Cummings.
Model citizen...This is the lable that Christopher White Crouse chooses to place on himself. Arent you the same kid who spends more time at Stancos house then his own. Or the kid who smokes so much pot it makes milo look like the model citizen. And this post is not a degrading one, it is one that i am using to wish my brother luck in the prestigeous deca competition. I feel bad for chris lagoy because i to know what it feels like to have a gay partner. I will let you decide who is worse, Big Bad McCarthy or Jazzy Jeff Milligan. Chris Crouse, and Chris Incudine should fair well at the competition because they do have the same genes as their legendary brothers. Dont talk about the laci peterson case, talk about the beatings that Steve Cummings endures from his large american father. im out, gotta go ride my sweet bike off some sweet jumps.
Not only has I noticed that Chris Lagoy has yet to comment to this most awesomest of posts. But now that we have other competitors trying to say that other categories can match up to the TOP NOTCH Sports and Entertainment. Though Brad is a top assest to have on your team the one Steve Cummings is still unproven. After speaking with his partner from last year (Britany Brown)she made accusations of sexual harassment and having to fill out both bubble sheets since Steve's IQ is well below the limit for a non mentally challenged person. So to the team of Bracusky and Cummings i say god bless. In all reality i think Brad will feel well at home with Steve as his partner as questions about his sexual orientation have already come up in conversations during 1st period marketing class.
Yours Truly,
Chris Incudine (member of Team Ford Trio)
I feel that the young sir Chris Lagoy is being unfairly attacked in this particular article. He is heads and shoulders above the tag team duo of one Christopher Crouse and two Chris Incudine. It really doesn't matter who Mr. Lagoy is paired with, he will take charge of the team. Lets remember that Lagoy is after all a senior-in DECA not only mammoth strength and leadership will aid in competition, but pure experience also. Mr. Lagoy is much more experienced at the practices of DECA that that above-mentioned tag team duo. This writer feels that he could take all three. Stay UP Folks!
You may have well have just posted your name at the end of that post because it is blatantly obvious as to what your identity is. Brad R. Barcusky, you have disgraced your family name, as well as your sexuality by choosing Lagoy over Team Ford. I think a quote from the movie little Giants said it best when one of the kids was making fun of Julie "the icebox" O'Shea. "You think your too hot to trot but you still have to squat." . You are a skidmark on the underwear of east high school and i hope you go home and cry about it. UMBRO SUCKS.
Having continued to read down this page, I feel that the judgement of some EHS DECA members is quite inaccurate. Yes, the Crouse/Incudine duo I good. But team Lagoy is much better. I agree with the visions of those saying that team Barcusky/Cummings will dominate in the fashion of President George W. Bush in November. Also, Barcusky is dually talented because recent reports tell of his trumphing of Chris Incudine in the category Sports-Etertainment-not even Brad's designated field. The bottom line is Team Lagoy takes gold in SP and ET while Crouse and Incudine take a tainted silver. The rest matters not. In finacne-I smell a glorious victory over all Eastern PA by the Cummings/Barcusky team. The bus will be filled with the sweet sounds of Kenny Chesney and victory chants as EHS DECA comes through in the clutch agian in 2005. Lets just hope that resort in Hershey can hold us!
Rumor has it that Team Barcusky/Cummings is sponsored by Nike
Lets get real folks! We have seen low moves by people in the past. Allow me to refer to the great motion picture "The Little Giants." Danny O'Shea was snubbed by his older brother Kevin. However-HE STILL WON! These slams against B. Barcusky-questioning his sexuality, his motives are really unfair. None of the above are accurate characteristics. I feel that on the eve of a big DECA playoff, it is not good karma for members of EHS to quarrel with other schoolmates. Let us build a campfire, sit Indian style around it and sing Khumbaya together in preparation for this most glorious undertaking.
Icudine Likes little boys
To respond to the most ridiculous allegation i fear you are wrong. Not only are you wrong about me liking little boys. But you are also incorrect in the spelling of my name. This spelling mistake leads me to believe that your name is Chris Lagoy. I come to this conclusion because Lagoy is a complete idiot and his final day of DECA will be tommorrow. Sorry Lagoy better luck next ye.... o yea sorry well i guess god speed to you
Yours Truly
Chris Incudine (member of The Team Ford)
This year’s DECA district competition was filled with highs and lows. Allow me to start with the high points. East High School was well represented as they brought nearly 250 members-it seemed like all of them won some type of award. Many other schools attended this conference as well. Henderson High School showed up, but couldn’t really compete with East as usual. A new school, Valley Forge Military Academy, debuted in DECA competition. Let’s just say that if they are the future of the military the US Army could use some help! Church Farm School lead the usual group of all talk-no win schools that usually show up at this level.
The festivities included a rousing speech by chapter president Kevin Linau, strong leadership provided by East’s own Mrs. Cosgrove. Let us not forget some of the other people who made their presence felt. Mrs. Lill and Mrs. McCarter (and who could forget the unshakable, iron-fisted Mrs. Ford) helped keep some of the rowdies under control. Some ex-DECA associates such as Daniel Chelli, Andrew Lawrie, and former teacher Mrs. Waller showed up to further represent East. Midway through the event, there was held a spectacular fashion show by some of the more physically gifted students in DECA. This writer feels he could have done well, but would rather not subject himself to the “pressures” of the runway. Later in the evening, the Crown Plaza hotel served a superb dinner that was both greatly needed and appreciated. The conference ended with the world-famous awards ceremony. An Albert Einstein look-alike was the emcee and performed surprisingly well. Again East High School did very well in all aspects of the conference.
As it is in all aspects of life, with highs come lows. Some previous winners did not fair as well as they had hoped and did not qualify to move on. However, rumors are swirling out of the East camp that some non-trophy winners will be attending the state-level conference in other capacities such as Quiz Bowl, Job Interview, and Modeling. Interviewing some of the crowd control members, I discovered that some groups of students were a bit out of control. Overall, the 2005 DECA district competition was a complete and total success!
Team Ford sucks...you think your all gods at beer pong but that just isnt the case. Try playing against proven clutch players and you will find out it means to be good. Were proven vets like Reggie Miller and JJ Reddick. Team Ford can be compared to the likes of Ryan Leaf and Jeff George. Two gifted athletes who just couldn't put it together when they were on the big stage like Team Ford.
Chris Lagoy..... I thought we were over this, i thought we had matured, but apparently a year of high school has done you no favors. To compare my ability to Jeff George is like comparing Aaron Smith to Steven Dennis. Sure they both start for their respected high school basketball teams, but honestly? ( I love you Smith ) I propose another question however, whos is JJ Redick? I mean if you are obviously Reggie Miller because i havent seen someone bitch and moan so much since Sloppy Joe found out Starter stopped making breakaway pants. So who is JJ? Matt McCarthy, that wouldnt be too far out of line since they both suck dick, but even I wouldnt sink so low as to compare JJ to him. Team Ford is a group of young phenomenal athletes made up of Chris "I Dont Take Showers" Incudine, Sam "Am i Straight?" Pecone, and myself. If we could survive a spineless whore with low self esteem every morning for three months, then whats stopping us from stopping a gutless prick with a low IQ every weekend? COME SEE ME
Chris Crouse
A Founding Father and Member of Team Ford
Your right Founding Father Crouse that was a very bad comparison to JJ Redick. I dont even like the guy he is just clutch from the line. I actually would like to compare us more on the lines of the of the famous New England duo. How about Starting QB Thomas Brady from the University of Michigan and his sidekick Kicker Adam Venatari. Talking about clutch players. To be the best you have to beat the best. Stop talking like you guys face good competition week in and week out. Once you come up into the SR. rank and get to the top of the pyramid, you may have the chance to go mono e mono with the peoples champion.
The last time I checked you needed a partner for Beer Pong... So i have yet to see your partners name Chris Lagoy... Could i be you dont have one?
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